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Post by mirabelle on Feb 3, 2011 19:08:21 GMT 1
"Not to worry" she sighed "I'll take jumbo home cos OH won't notice another one.", and that was quite right too because he never noticed the yeti even though it was handing him his spanners as he fixed his truck. Two years later the yeti's internet mate - the sasquatch from the Rocky Mountains - also moved in at Mirabelle's patch and her OH still thinks its the farmer from down the lane! Anyway in the darkness amidst the frilly knicks & stuff she realised there was another presence down there, and another......... "Good grief!" she cried "Who are you & why are you here?" (She had led a somewhat sheltered life you see!) "Untie me my dear" the figure urged " You have saved us from a terrible fate". Freed from his bonds the Archbishop of Canterbury with his cassock held over his head & his chum Tarquin staggerring on his platform boots were last seen running at a fair old pace away before they could be recaptured by CC. "But I had'nt finished with them!" remonstrated CC, then she spotted the van driver was regaining conciousness.............
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Post by blu on Feb 3, 2011 20:24:54 GMT 1
Suddenly Blu said, damn it I have run out of Pink Elephants, what can I use instead?
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Post by Ali on Feb 3, 2011 22:35:26 GMT 1
......and the van driver promptly, having regained consciousness, sent Blu to the Cow-pat & Syringe where a buxom waitress awaited Blus every need for Pink Elephants.
Blu had noticed that the van driver looked quite like the pompier that attended Elkays recent pig roast in the kitchen, he was rather smooth, dark, young and handsome and certainly helpful!
Meanwhile CC was still chasing the Bishop with his cassocks dangling, and out of puff she turned and yelled...........
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Post by Elkay on Feb 3, 2011 22:44:12 GMT 1
"Quick, someone come and help, Tarquin's fallen off his platform shoes"
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Post by Cheeky Chops on Feb 4, 2011 0:11:28 GMT 1
Ali bathed TArquin's grazed knees. He did look a bugger in his corduroy hot pants. As soon as he had been plastered up with Barbie plasters, he raced off after the Bishop and his dangling cassocks in the direction of the train station. All was quiet except for the scurrying of the little field mice in the field next the the one with the big bull in it. Two men in the distance could be seen with balaclavas over their faces. One had a funny walk that reminded one of he who is known as Lib. Anyway, they looked around then in a furtive manner and slipped into a nearby doorway. Suddenly there was a huge ....
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Post by danceswithruskies on Feb 4, 2011 6:00:02 GMT 1
clap of thunder and a shrieking rushing sound coming from above the assembled crowd!
"Help! HELP!" screamed Fli..... "MY DONGLES STUCK IN OVERDRIVE!!!"
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Post by mrs moustoir on Feb 4, 2011 10:05:46 GMT 1
"Never mind" exclaimed Cheeky, "I've got just the thing for a dongle in overdrive".
She reached for her trusty bag, only to see the Archbishop running away with it.
"Oi Beardy!" she screamed "give me back me accoutrements!"
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Post by mirabelle on Feb 4, 2011 13:38:02 GMT 1
"Never!!" he roared as he shot down the lane towards the train station where he had hoped that the Late As Usual 11am train to Big Town would still be there, like it usually was at 2.15. He rounded the bend passing the pub at a frightening pace for a chap of such an age, then look!
There beside the kerb outside Madame Zsa Zsa's Emporium he saw something that stopped him sharply in his tracks
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Post by ianh on Feb 4, 2011 17:46:26 GMT 1
It was an elephant, dressed by Victoria's Secret, and looking surprisingly like Ali - at least the pink lingerie was just like hers. The archbishop could not resist - who could resist an Ali lookalike? - "Can I have a ride?" he pleaded. "No you can't" replied the heffalump "I'm a Muslim, why do you think I'm called Ali?". At that moment the archbishop heard the train pulling out of the station and heard the announcement "The last train for the next 65 years has just left for Big Town". All he could do was head back to Mirabelle's where he found
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Post by blu on Feb 4, 2011 18:12:25 GMT 1
Blu & Ronnie Barker who were staring at a large brown Richard the Third.
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