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Post by mirabelle on Feb 2, 2011 18:03:28 GMT 1
<<Edit by Ali - I hear from Mirabelle that this story is meant to be continued by us all (I thought she'd fell asleep 1/2 way through lol) will move it to games later on tonight.>>
Once upon a time, in a fairytale land there lived a lady named Mirabelle who lived on a little farm surrounded by a strange assortment of feathered & furry beasts. She had barmy birds, a psycho goat, pigs, sheep, dogs that spent their whole time stuck in front of the Godin, in fact all manner of God's creatures somehow found their way to her door - (usually from that bloody market where unable to resist rescuing another one it invariably arrived home in the boot of her Clio!) Mirabelle's OH did'nt half moan. He dreaded market day.
In this lovely enchanted place life was good. She had some nice friends who did'nt mind her funny ways, like letting the birds out whilst dressed in a pink bathrobe, wellies & a wooly hat. Well indeed here comes someone now. "Yoo hoo Mirabelle! Its Me............................." shouted
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Post by Cheeky Chops on Feb 2, 2011 21:54:03 GMT 1
Nurse Cheeky Chops. "Have you taken your morning medication yet"?
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Post by danceswithruskies on Feb 3, 2011 7:22:29 GMT 1
Just at that moment Mirabelle's mobile started to ring!!
"bring ring ring ting ring!"
"Hello-- hello" says Mirabelle as she smiles at Nurse Cheeky Chops.
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Post by mirabelle on Feb 3, 2011 9:17:00 GMT 1
"Your special order has arrived........." announced a rather grand chap who sounded like he had a mouthfull of marbles, "Will you kindly collect today Modom?" Mirabelle put her hand across the mouthpiece quickly. "Its arrived CC !! I have to collect today!" CC smiled knowingly. Shortly after with coats & wellies on they set off towards the village across the fields to meet the rest of the gang at the Cow-pat & Syringe for a few bevvies before the van was due with the mysterious cargo. Pash was in his favourite chair as is the norm, supping from a flagon of Calvados & Creme de Menthe there was a pink umbrella sticking out at a strange angle that poked him in the eye every time he went to take a slurp. "Ah my dears"he cried excitedly "Todays the day eh???"
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Post by Elkay on Feb 3, 2011 9:27:05 GMT 1
"Certainly is", sad Mirabelle, glowing with excitement. "Well, that calls for a celebration, what's everyone having" asked TJ as he licked his Cadbury Flake, having dipped it in his Benedictine. "How many people do we have available to help unload?" asked Pash as he struggled with the pink umbrella
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Post by lurcher on Feb 3, 2011 11:12:46 GMT 1
"Well, that calls for a celebration, what's everyone having" asked TJ as he licked his Cadbury Flake,
The bar went silent. Everyone stood with their mouths wide open, all of them thinking the same..... 'blimey, eh ups getting a round in'
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Post by tobyjug on Feb 3, 2011 11:33:05 GMT 1
But ,of course it was far too much to expect TJ to stand his corner, he never was one for creating precedents like that. So everyone looked to BB to buy the next round. Ali and Lurcher downed their drinks quickly to avoid missing out on another free drink, after all we can't expect women to spend the housekeeping on wine, men and song
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Post by kerbut on Feb 3, 2011 11:43:53 GMT 1
Tj,went to the bar and ordered his round ,as per usual he had his Jersey wallet with him ,(a trick he learnt from George Lush ) and not his French one ,so I had to pay (again )
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Post by mirabelle on Feb 3, 2011 12:46:58 GMT 1
but then TJ scowled because he had forgotten to swap wallets - there was no escaping buying a round this time! Hell's teeth this was gonna be costly because Pash was glugging the last dregs from his flagon then crashed it down onto the bar adding "Fill her up Mine Host! I have a thirst today!!!!" The others raised their eyebrows - yes they knew what this meant alright. Pash was on a mission again.
Meanwhile
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Post by lurcher on Feb 3, 2011 13:04:32 GMT 1
the Bull in the field outside rubbed his head up the gatepost.
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