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Post by mirabelle on Feb 3, 2011 16:34:06 GMT 1
oh we don't want to go into that at the moment do we children? Terminator strode into the scene. "I'm back" he announced. Pash was slumped across the stile mumbling incoherently about crabapples, hangliders & chicken noodle soup, he slipped sideways but was uncermoniously grabbed, a funnel stuffed in his mouth and the foetid liquid steaming in an old horse bucket tipped down his neck. "Blarggghhhhh......." he squawked in alarm " What in God's name is that??" In reality he ought to count himself lucky as the general opinion was to have stuffed the funnel somewhere else for faster results, but the Ladies could not face the prospect of that idea & settled for his mouth instead, Pash moaned loudly, his eyes turned like the drums on a slot machine and it certainly was'nt pound coins that flew from his mouth moments later. "I don't know why he does it" grumbled Mrs.Pash looking at the wreckage sprawled out on the grass in front of her. "It tastes good.........................." was the reply. She gave him a withering look then walked off to help the sticken van driver
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Post by lib on Feb 3, 2011 16:34:16 GMT 1
"Wow" exclaimed Nurse CC, "that 'bird' is too far gone for the blue pills, and I have not got my small splints on the cart. Sorry J."
The growing crowd was pushed roughly to one side, and a loud strident voice cried "Let me through, make way ]" it was.........
booger out of sequence, sorry
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Post by Elkay on Feb 3, 2011 17:03:18 GMT 1
Meanwhile, Mirabelle was still in Nurse CC's cellar feeling around in the dark for the light switch
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Post by ianh on Feb 3, 2011 18:01:02 GMT 1
Suddenly a large crashing sound came from the delivery van. "Oh my God I forgot about that" said Mirabelle who heard the noise despite of the wailing and gnashing of teeth from CC's tortured prisoners, "I wonder what my special delivery is". "Madame, Madame" shouted an Indian sounding voice "Let me out or he will kill me". A loud trumpeting followed this plea and then
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Post by Elkay on Feb 3, 2011 18:06:31 GMT 1
Mirabelle felt herself being lifted into the air by a very large hairy grey trunk
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Post by jackie on Feb 3, 2011 18:11:28 GMT 1
....a great hole suddenly appeared in the side of the van. Through this peered an extremely annoyed live elephant covered in M&S bras & knickers. Omigod I'd forgotten about the annual BWI undies order!' exclaimed Mirabelle. 'But why is there an elephant in there too?'
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Post by kerbut on Feb 3, 2011 18:20:19 GMT 1
Then she remembered that Ali had ordered a trunk full of bras and knickers from M&S, but hadn't expected ......
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Post by Elkay on Feb 3, 2011 18:24:01 GMT 1
The trunk to be attached to an elephant
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Post by tobyjug on Feb 3, 2011 18:57:12 GMT 1
fully equipped with GPS( Global Pachydermal services) and accompanied by a driver and van boy, who set off from Bangladesh 3 weeks ago and is expected to arrive in March.This service is very slow but reliable and cheap, however
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Post by Cheeky Chops on Feb 3, 2011 19:04:50 GMT 1
A wooden box fell onto Mirabelle's head knocking her out cold. The box was addressed to TJ and Lib. A pile of pink and frilly thongs and matching bra sets fell out. TJ and Lib stood frozen to the spot with very very very red faces.
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