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Post by jackie on Feb 9, 2011 19:33:01 GMT 1
...thousands of cheddar cheese plant seeds, the holy grail of British ex-pat horticulture.
Meanwhile the frequent farting poacher was not happy about the theft of his bum-talc. 'I'll huff & I'll puff & I'll fart your house down!' he roared!
Some of the regulars of the Cowpat & syringe were scared as they'd heard he'd tried to do this before. 'Don't worry folks' declared the terminator, 'I have a cunning plan, where's that....'
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Post by Elkay on Feb 9, 2011 19:35:37 GMT 1
blunderbuss?
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Post by ianh on Feb 9, 2011 20:15:55 GMT 1
But the last blunderbuss had left town at the same time as the train - and there wasn't another one due until petrol supplies ran out in 65 years. Terminator did, however, manage to find 1000 corks in Pasha's ashtray. "Mmmmm", he thought "These will do the trick". But at that very moment, Ali the elephant caught sight of Blu's mice and, terrified, came racing into the Cowpat and Syringe, trampling the windy egg cooker as he went hurtling onto Mirabelle's lap - which was more than ample. Pasha was very jealous and
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Post by danceswithruskies on Feb 10, 2011 8:40:46 GMT 1
nicked a large swig of cognac from TJ's snifta-- and noticed that he was asleep too-- so as per every day he took out his trusty saw and cut another half an inch off the bottom- The folks in the snug continually passed comments to him about his walking at such a funny angle-- to which he replied "----
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Post by blu on Feb 10, 2011 20:28:42 GMT 1
"Me knickers are on backwards" He was given a withering look by...........
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Post by mirabelle on Feb 12, 2011 10:02:41 GMT 1
Julian Clary who
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Post by danceswithruskies on Feb 12, 2011 13:42:22 GMT 1
With a deft flick of her wrist
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Post by lurcher on Feb 12, 2011 18:05:03 GMT 1
flung the shed door shut. Only the medicineman, and Cheeky Chops were inside. Muttering quietly, she was heard to say, "take one pill twice a day, and smear the cream over the affected area".
Ten Tonne Tess blushed, knowing the itch wasn't a flour allergy.
Darkness began to fall, and the bell for last orders rang....
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Post by blu on Feb 12, 2011 18:16:22 GMT 1
But Blu wouldn't shift from her corner seat by the raging fire, since she had accidentally stuck her ..............
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Post by Elkay on Feb 12, 2011 19:21:53 GMT 1
thumb in CC's ointment pot and..........
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