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Post by Elkay on Nov 11, 2011 21:56:17 GMT 1
He said whilst wrestling with the screw end of the goat's tether.
Meanwhile Troll was busy chopping off bits of frozen cookie dough so that she could bake some cookies for fli so that he wouldn't keep on talking about his blooming dongle..................
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Post by Fli on Nov 29, 2011 16:27:14 GMT 1
Whilst Troll was chopping she dreamt of Christmas and all the choclit she could eat between milking, falling off trees,blowing bubbles and all the usual things you do at chrimbols. Elfyx came through the door wearing her Christmas outfit but she forgot to take off her stockings and suspender belt, the elastic caught on the door handle without her knowing and before she knew it was being catapulted into the sky where all the children waved thinking it was Santa clause flying through the sky with a shed load of toys for them. Elfyx was waving back in panic shouting "get the ........me down from here. Elkay looked up shaking her head..........
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Post by Elkay on Nov 29, 2011 17:35:26 GMT 1
and said 'Looks like a job for les pompiers to me' as Elfyx was hanging by her breeches near the top of an extremely high fir tree. 'What' shouted Elfyx, from her high perch. 'Don't panic' called out Troll 'we've called the fire brigade to get you down'
However, before Elfyx could reply, there was the most awful sound of ripping clothes and she began to plummet.......
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Post by Fli on Dec 9, 2011 13:55:17 GMT 1
Straight into the large pile of Reindeer poo. That smells rather nice Elfyx said praps I should bottle it and give them out as xmas pressy's.
Everyone else was pinching their nose as Elfy got up with a swagger. Pass me the whiskey bottle and lets all celebrate the entrance of the 3 Kings clutching our crimble pressies.
But what have they got us?...
We bring gifts from lands afar for all you wonderful Forum peeps said the King with a rather crooked paper crown perched on top of his bald head. Firstly we have for Elfyx........
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Post by Ali on Jan 17, 2012 9:38:51 GMT 1
a big suprise which awaits at the bar in the Cowpat & Syringe..........
Troll had misguided the pompiers into the salon blaming a fawlty GPS (Goat Preservation System)
The doors flung open letting in a whistling wind and stood, framed in the entrance, was a huge .............
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Post by **JamDan** on Feb 25, 2012 17:19:56 GMT 1
pram and inside it sat Pasha with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a magic wand in the other................come on you lot lets all be off to the enchanted forest, I hear they`ve got...................
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Post by Elkay on Feb 25, 2012 17:24:37 GMT 1
a really good blues band playing there
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Post by **JamDan** on Feb 25, 2012 17:29:10 GMT 1
Yeah but you`ve got to pay to get in moaned elfy................I`ll pay for eveyone says fli cos I`ve just got my xmas bonus but we`ll have to hurry and get changed because..................
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Post by Elkay on Feb 25, 2012 17:46:57 GMT 1
All that lot from the Cowpat and Syringe are going and we'll never get tree stumps close enough to the band...............
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Post by **JamDan** on Feb 25, 2012 20:43:03 GMT 1
Oh yes we will with our VIP passes said britchick, (I think she`s got a friend in the know)....................., anyway whilst wearing our best attire, flowery dresses and wellies for the girls and old jeans and workshirt for the fellahs we set off down the winding road and off to the magic forest, ..............pasha had a bag of sweets but wouldn`t share and Elkay had.......................
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