kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
Poultry Breeder
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Post by kergotu on Jan 3, 2012 11:50:20 GMT 1
For my New Year's Resolution, I have decided to only smoke after sex.
If 2010 is anything to go by, I've quit.
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kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
Poultry Breeder
Posts: 286
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Post by kergotu on Jan 5, 2012 9:42:05 GMT 1
My New Year's resolutions are:
1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count. ;D
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Post by Pasha on Jan 6, 2012 14:17:36 GMT 1
Road Stripers
Santa, Banta, and another of their friends, Sunny, tried out for the same job as road stripers. The employer told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job. At the end of the first day Sunny had had painted 4 miles, Banta had painted 3.5 miles, and Santa had painted 10 miles. The employer was so exited he told Santa to keep it up and the job was his. The next day the Sunny painted 6 miles, Banta 7 miles, and Santa 5 miles. The employer told Santa not to worry, you still have a good lead. So, on the third day Sunny had painted 7 miles, Banta 8 miles, and Santa only two miles. The employer was so disappointed, he asked Santa, "What went wrong, you were doing so good?" Santa said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."
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