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Post by Pasha on Aug 29, 2011 6:45:22 GMT 1
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
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Post by Pasha on Aug 29, 2011 6:47:44 GMT 1
What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
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Post by Pasha on Aug 29, 2011 6:48:42 GMT 1
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'
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Post by 4STIX on Aug 29, 2011 19:07:39 GMT 1
The Chicken and the Egg had just finnished making love when the chicken said "well that answers that question"
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Post by kergotu on Sept 4, 2011 6:34:19 GMT 1
I was just viewing a woman's profile on a dating website:
Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.
Dont get me wrong, I like short birds, but 3 green eyes?
No wonder she can't find a bloke.
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Post by kergotu on Sept 4, 2011 6:40:09 GMT 1
My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job.
I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work.
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Post by kergotu on Sept 4, 2011 6:55:01 GMT 1
I saw a chameleon today.
So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty poo chameleon. ;D
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Post by kergotu on Sept 12, 2011 21:13:12 GMT 1
I cried myself to sleep every night for ten years until I found out that the wife had stuffed my pillow with onions.
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Post by kergotu on Sept 12, 2011 21:41:06 GMT 1
"I'll have a consonant please Carol, and a vowel, and a consonant...."
My wife hates dishing up my alphabetti spaghetti. ;D
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Post by kergotu on Sept 12, 2011 21:57:23 GMT 1
Forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's ten years in a row.
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