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kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Sept 12, 2011 22:08:40 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Sept 12, 2011 22:08:40 GMT 1 Just had my picture taken with rock band R.E.M! Thats me in the corner.
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.

kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Jan 9, 2012 19:40:16 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Jan 9, 2012 19:40:16 GMT 1 Jack and Jill went up the hill for a little hanky panky. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now there's little Frankie
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Really stupid jokes Jan 9, 2012 21:46:09 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 21:46:09 GMT 1 I spent all night trying to figure out where the sun had gone..... ...when suddenly it dawned on me !

kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Mar 14, 2012 7:43:22 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Mar 14, 2012 7:43:22 GMT 1 I put fifty quid on a horse yesterday called 'Cashmere Sweater'. Wasn't very fast, mind you, it was a lovely Jumper.
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.

kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Mar 14, 2012 7:51:12 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Mar 14, 2012 7:51:12 GMT 1 People say I'm a miserable so and so. But I've always got a smile on my face when I get home from work!. Just ask my kids, 'Doom' and 'Gloom'.
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.

kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Jun 27, 2012 7:03:38 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Jun 27, 2012 7:03:38 GMT 1 My mate, Pasha, who has been a professional daredevil for over 15 years, performed his most death defying stunt last night. He missed his wedding anniversary for a pub crawl with me and the lads.
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.

kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Jun 27, 2012 7:05:36 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Jun 27, 2012 7:05:36 GMT 1 The wife has just left me due to my obsession with 80's band Roxette. It must have been love but it's over now.
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.

kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Jun 27, 2012 7:07:34 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Jun 27, 2012 7:07:34 GMT 1 The wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop making song lyric references... At first I was afraid, I was petrified... ;D
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.

kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Jul 8, 2012 5:25:20 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Jul 8, 2012 5:25:20 GMT 1 I asked my boss. "Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the corner," he said. It took me three hours.
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.

kergotu I'm settling in nicely Poultry Breeder Posts: 286	Really stupid jokes Jul 9, 2012 12:32:20 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kergotu on Jul 9, 2012 12:32:20 GMT 1 I can always tell if they use fake dinosaurs in films.
	Mark Fletcher Kergotu Spezet 02 98 26 87 54 Poultry Breeder: French and English traditional duel purpose breeds, large table breeds, high egg producing birds, as well as some rare, fancy, show and exhibition birds.