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Paddy
Jan 21, 2012 12:17:50 GMT 1
Post by Pasha on Jan 21, 2012 12:17:50 GMT 1
Ok --its the paddy section but who is counting--
The Arab and the Scotsman
An Arab Sheik was admitted to Radcliffe Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to all over the world
Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a jar of candies.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... But you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".
To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Scottish blood in my veins".
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Paddy
Jan 21, 2012 19:56:32 GMT 1
Post by Elkay on Jan 21, 2012 19:56:32 GMT 1
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kergotu
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Paddy
Feb 18, 2012 8:08:14 GMT 1
Post by kergotu on Feb 18, 2012 8:08:14 GMT 1
Paddy and Mick, climbing, near the top of an extremely high and dangerous mountain.
Mick slips and falls.
Paddy can't see him through the fog.
"Mick, Mick! Are you alive?"
"Yessssss!"
"Have you hit your head?"
"Noooooo!"
"How are you?"
"Fineeeee!"
"Hang on Mate, I'm coming down to help you. How far down are you?"
"750m... 800m... 850m... 900m"
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