Emanuel.

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Polish Jew living in London,decides to go to Poland to visit his aged mother,on opening the door,she says,Manny my boy,where are your beautiful locks,he replies,"momma,no one in London wears long hair" oy vey,i should live to see this," ! Manny,do you still eat Kosher,?"no momma,everyone eats fast food,she says,"What a world,"Manny,are you still circumcised. ?"

Excuse the Yiddish accent.