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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2015 13:17:30 GMT 1
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Post by happygirl on Nov 3, 2015 16:32:23 GMT 1
Following recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries, I have taken down our national flag from beside the house and I have peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm system and have quit our Neighbourhood Watch scheme.
I've bought a Taliban and a Pakistani flag on eBay and have raised them in the front garden, one at each corner, along with a black ISIS flag in the centre of the lawn. Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
We've never felt safer and we're saving £24.95 a month.
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Post by meldrew on Nov 4, 2015 13:00:17 GMT 1
Love it Happygirl
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 13:04:08 GMT 1
 copied to my FB page.
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