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Post by bisdu on May 14, 2015 11:13:32 GMT 1
Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello, is this the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 15:24:16 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 17:05:39 GMT 1
This is not a joke! I'm in mortal terror of Anne when she washes floors! Believe it or not due to the rain and not being able to do things in the garden (yet again) Anne has washed all the floors downstairs today! I am trapped upstairs.
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Post by tinkerbell on May 14, 2015 22:15:00 GMT 1
Good one,bisdu Even our dog knows not to walk on a mopped floor,BE.
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