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Post by bisdu on May 6, 2015 18:14:49 GMT 1
An 85-year-old was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 20:54:03 GMT 1
DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY UPSET OR SQUEAMISH! The head chemist at one of the power stations I worked in remarried and his new wife insisted that he had a vasectomy. Not trusting the testing system at the hospital to show he was firing blanks he did his own! Once a week he went to the toilet at work to pleasure himself and smeared some onto a microscope slide. He then brought it back into the balance/microscope lab and looked for wrigglers himself!!!
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Post by Ali on May 7, 2015 6:52:55 GMT 1
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