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Post by bisdu on Jun 5, 2014 12:29:38 GMT 1
Every day, on my way to the tennis courts, we pass the most magnificent bull in a field.
This morning I eventually remembered to take a camera, and he seemed delighted to have his piccy taken.
Was only when I was taking it I discovered how fantastic his eyelashes are.  Hoping my attachments are attached!
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Post by tinkerbell on Jun 5, 2014 13:31:49 GMT 1
To tempt the Ladies with?Lovely pics.He has nothing to beef about there. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2014 10:14:49 GMT 1
Yo, bisdu!
Thank you for bringing to my attention the value of long eyelashes.
I don't have them, but my ear hair is superb. Is this as good? Everytime my barber asks me if I want it trimmed I say 'No', believing that it brings a certain manly charm to my appearance. Am I mistaken?
I notice that Mr Bull doesn't use mascara. I'm thinking of applying it to my ear hair. Do you think that I would have more success with the ladies if I did?
I've noticed that you are very knowledgeable about a lot of things. Would you care to be my coach, and lifestyle guru?
Yours, certain that you could make me 'pull my socks up', annon xx
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Post by bisdu on Jun 6, 2014 11:24:50 GMT 1
Well Anon2 thank you for the job offer, but regrettably I will have to refuse as I am currently employed in a similar role with a celebrity who I am contractally not permitted to name.
However, I am always available to offer advice on the forum,and as such would suggest that mascara applied to the ear hair would probably be quite unneccesary. (if not expensive if there is a lot).
I base this advice on my observation of our bovine friend (above).
You will notice that as well as magnificent eyelashes, he also has - like your good self - a considerable amount of manly ear hair. He does not, it would seem, see fit to apply mascara to this either: I can however assure you that judging from the contented look of the herd of females in the next field (photo as yet unavailable) this seems totally unnecessary.
Perhaps we need to look elsewhere for the answer - perhaps adopting his smug, rather superior look might be deemed attractive to the ladies?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2014 9:54:59 GMT 1
Ok, thanks for the advice. I'll try and walk with a strut and a swagger, instead of being self-effacing to the point of invisibility...
Not sure that I could keep a whole herd 'contended' though - for reasons of delicacy I won't say why - I know how easily you blush...
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Post by bisdu on Jun 7, 2014 12:43:54 GMT 1
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Post by Bunty on Jun 7, 2014 16:18:32 GMT 1
Cost too much for all the mascara he would go through LOL
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Post by Ali on Jun 9, 2014 11:55:51 GMT 1
Not to mention nose hair.....
I guess if one grows ear hair and nose hair long enough it could form a new trendy style plaited along the cheek bones....
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Post by bisdu on Jun 9, 2014 12:09:20 GMT 1
Ali ...... you just spoiled my breakfast!!
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