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Post by Elkay on Jul 18, 2014 10:55:34 GMT 1
I'm making my way through my overgrown polytunnel with a machete. I'm making a few interesting discoveries on the way - it's hot work though
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2014 11:11:03 GMT 1
Jungle training Elkay?.....better not have that weapon flailing about if Annon turns up unattired....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2014 11:35:50 GMT 1
Notwithstanding that sonnetpete is a nortorious womaniser, out to ingratiate himself into ever female favour so as to obtain his own ends, I accept his cautious word concerning the use of a machete, in the presence of my flaccid member, and thank him for the consideration shown.
It remains true that while BC and sabjac have both invited me to dangle my member in front of them, you, Elkay, have declined to do so, and I have to say that such an omission is contrary to the view that I have of you as a rampant female....
Please clarify, and confirm that you, along with hundreds of others, have wanton lust for me...
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Post by Elkay on Jul 18, 2014 12:38:23 GMT 1
Notwithstanding that sonnetpete is a nortorious womaniser, out to ingratiate himself into ever female favour so as to obtain his own ends, I accept his cautious word concerning the use of a machete, in the presence of my flaccid member, and thank him for the consideration shown. It remains true that while BC and sabjac have both invited me to dangle my member in front of them, you, Elkay, have declined to do so, and I have to say that such an omission is contrary to the view that I have of you as a rampant female.... Please clarify, and confirm that you, along with hundreds of others, have wanton lust for me... Of course I do, annon, but not if it's always flaccid So far I have found (whilst wielding said machete) an 11 litre watering can (full) another aubergine plant I thought was lost, several basil plants I thought had disappeared (there should be one for each tomato plant) and my long lost friend, the toad, who I hadn't seen in ages
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2014 14:16:08 GMT 1
You haven't yet told us, Elkay girly person, why your polytunnel is so overgrown. Is it anything to do with your inability to move with the rythm of the season, anticipate growth surges and manage them accordingly???
Exhibition-quality desiree potatoes were lifted today in my garden. The recent downpours and hot weather spell doom in the form of the Blight, so I always get mine (my potatoes) out p-d-q.
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Post by rainbowchaser10 on Jul 22, 2014 9:12:25 GMT 1
"Got rid of the weeds with a new tool. No more on my knees just plug it in and then go weed hunting"
I think I need this - can you let me have details and save me a lot of time and aching knees!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 9:20:37 GMT 1
I filled the bird bath!!!
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Post by Elkay on Jul 22, 2014 13:45:20 GMT 1
You haven't yet told us, Elkay girly person, why your polytunnel is so overgrown. Is it anything to do with your inability to move with the rythm of the season, anticipate growth surges and manage them accordingly??? Exhibition-quality desiree potatoes were lifted today in my garden. The recent downpours and hot weather spell doom in the form of the Blight, so I always get mine (my potatoes) out p-d-q. The reason my polytunnel became out of control is because I abandoned it for two whole weeks - then there were more pressing things to attend to on our return and the tomato plants took over. I did, indeed, fail to move with the rhythm of the season etc and it was very difficult to get back into it. My little flock, however, are moving with the rhythm and I have my first ever broody hen. I am hoping (so long as my cock isn't firing blanks) for a happy event on July 31st
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 15:30:16 GMT 1
I am hoping (so long as my cock isn't firing blanks) for a happy event on July 31st Do you have to drag sex into this?.....
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Post by Elkay on Jul 22, 2014 15:40:41 GMT 1
I am hoping (so long as my cock isn't firing blanks) for a happy event on July 31st Do you have to drag sex into this?..... Oops, cockerel
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