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Post by Pasha on Dec 1, 2011 6:54:21 GMT 1
BBQ, a real man's cooking...
It's the only type of cooking a real man will do and by design --must follow certain rulze of engagement and actions to be carried out successfully!
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:
Routine actions:
1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
Some more routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
Some more routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2011 13:57:41 GMT 1
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Post by <-Rinky-Dink-> on Dec 4, 2011 1:34:49 GMT 1
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Post by Pasha on Dec 4, 2011 8:07:39 GMT 1
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