Freeze your balls off now

[annon101]

Wholly motivated by the need to kick the previous sentimental, mindless slush of a topic off the forum I share with you now another mindless thought...

Get out there and freeze your ball off.  Or if you don't have balls freeze your t**ts off...

Because.  You've only got a few more years left, so the opportunity to freeze your balls off (or t**ts) is fading away.....

The alternative is to keep warm and play on your computer.  Only a moron would choose that.  You were born to freeze your balls off, at a certain time of year.  Anything else is a man-made lie...

[littlemouse]

No, I refuse to be coerced into doing something which is good for me.However learning to weld might be useful if ,and only if, I was stupid enough to freeze off body parts!

[annon101]

On the one hand,  cher littlemouse, wanting to learn to weld is a worthy thing .....

not wanting to suffer in the process  is limp-wristed.

fat people eat shite when they`d rather be slim.  and sit on their arses all day long. you cant have it both ways...

[littlemouse]

So you've never tried it both ways then, 😀😀😀😀

[annon101]

There's nothing that I haven't done, littlemouse...  Apart from having sex with wild animals.  Domesticated animals are ok...

[littlemouse]

Do you use bigger wellies to keep the back legs still?