Relaunch!

[annon101]

Littlemouse and I have discussed, sometimes heatedly, the woeful lack of participation on this forum.

It seems to me that littlemouse couldn't care less, and who's attitude is Good Riddance to all the wasters we've left behind .  I prefer, moi, to TAKE A MORE CHRISTIAN VIEW and to regard former members as so many lost sheep, bimbling around on Facebook, getting nowhere.

For a limited period only littlemouse and I are prepared to consider applications from the wasters to re-join this forum.

Any application must be accompanied by a statement, IN NOT FEWER THAN THREE THOUSAND WORDS, pleading why you're good enough to join the likes of littlemouse and I'

If you're not able to write a statement of at least Three Thousand Words in your own favour we'll take that as proof that you're not good enough, and wish you Good Riddance....

[annon101]

Update!

Thank you, some of you, for signing In and sending littlemouse and I personal messages. Every one of them congratulating us on the fine work that we do for this forum. We're humbled by your love....

It now seems to us that there are some nice people out there and that it's a pity that they're dragged down by scumbags, wasters and lazy, idle rubbish - or so littlemouse says.  I prefer to TAKE A MORE CHRISTIAN VIEW.

We've agreed to post mainly in the boards which require you to sign in to view them, because the nice people don't mind signing in, and we've agreed to post utter filth, pure filth, cos that's what everyone wants, even the nice people....

ps:  I will still post occasionally on the other boards which don't require you to sign in to view them, even though littlemouse says that I shouldn't, and who goes on to say that if they can't be bothered to sign in then they're scum, and let them rot.  I prefer to TAKE A MORE CHRISTIAN VIEW...

[annon101]

How can you, dear reader, view the welcomes which we've extended to recent new members, in greater numbers than this thread about relaunching the forum as a whole, ( and so bring you back from the brink), when as time has shown,

the recent new members have proved to be one-off visitors, hoovering up whatever they can find, for free, and then slithering off to do the exact same somewhere else, for free???

What we're comparing here is a forum, prepared to kill for you, to help you in whatever way it can, prepared to die for you. with, I say, a bunch of numpty freeloading new members who wouldn't care if you were run over by a bus.....

Which would you rather have?  Forget the posts on here referencing God.  It's not about God, (and it's all about God)...

Ps:  Whatever your choices, go with God.

pps:  When you've gone with God, stay with Him

ppps:  When you've stayed with Him, drop down on your knees and give thanks that you did , because there are too few who would care if you were run over by a bus, but God just might do.