There's only 700 millions

[annon101]

Guilty as I am for using colourful language in an hopeless attempt to get your attention, and running the risk of turning people off what I have to say, when really I want you to at least consider what I say, I am happy to report that:

1.  This thread has now attracted as many views as that about Victoria Coren-Mitchell, gorgeous and huggable as she is, when the emaciated bodies of starving people are anything but huggable, physically, but emotionally overwhelmingly huggable, IMO.

2.  You've moved the views up from half of the number for Victoria to equal those of Victoria.  I've had to keep bumping up the post to get you to do it, but, you did it.

I  have tried my best. It's been a game, with a searching wish to ask of you something.  Your answer will let me die a happy man.  God Bless You. 

[annon101]

Holy Moses!

Now I notice that this thread has received not just the same number of views as that about Victoria Coren-Mitchell, but more than that about Victoria Coren-Mitchell.....

You've not just beaten it, you've smashed it!  There can't be, IMO, a more emphatic statement of priorities than that.   Victoria is tittle-tattle, here today, gone tomorrow, a passing whim, and the 700 starving million people aren't.

You care.  Deep down you really, really care.  God Bless You.

[annon101]

..... but there are still more views of the thread about a dead dog on the Pets board than on this one about 700 million starving people...

Sure you care about 700 million starving people, but do you care enough?

[annon101]

First of all thank you for even looking at this thread.  Thank you for smashing the thread about Victoria Coren-Mitchell.
Some threads are just more important than others.  And you've proved that point....

Now we learn that starvation is staring in the face the people of Afghanistan.  Whatever may be the mess left behind them I'm not willing to blame the mighty USA for that...


But there's still another 30 million people at the risk of starving.  It don't seem like nothing at all from where we sit...

Maybe when we order up our deliveroo fat fest we'll give the people of Afghanistan a thought.  Just for a split second.

F**k we could do more.  But I'm not asking you to.  Ask yourself.

[annon101]

Update!

There are now just a few more views of this thread about 700 million starving people than there are about one dead dog on the Pets Board.

So 700 million people starving are just a bit more interesting to you than a dead pooch.  Thanks!

Meanwhile the number of views about Victoria Coren-Mitchell have faded away, even though she's posh totty and has all of the right curves in all of the right places...  Double Thanks!

But the thread about Bums & Tits still has more views than any of the three other posts.  So you're still sick.  And need help.  I'll keep trying but it do feel like I'm flogging a dead horse...

[annon101]

OK.  There's still a lot of hungry people out there....

Better to be hungry than drown in the English Channel trying to get somewhere, which is what I've read in the papers today...

Immigrants!  Migrants!   Who gives a sh***t.?  Since my dog died I do.  I wept when my dog was put to sleep, more than a man is supposed to do, but when migrants drown in the English Channel I weep a f**kin lot more.

On my knees I ask you to pray and hope for the desperate people.  Please, while God still puts breath in you.

[annon101]

After the Christmas gross-out, when we've eaten so much as to drop an almighty log in the toilet bowl, a log so big as to spiral up the bowl , and to make you squat and then stand up a bit to make the poo fit in,  where does all the poo come from?

You know where it comes from.  Stuffing your face with more than you need, when others don't have enough to even have the smallest poo.  It's not right.  By any of the pissy I-don't-give-a- fu**k measures of how you choose to live and to think.  It does not go away.  What the fu**k is going on?

Whatever it is, it's not right.  And you just know, deep down inside, that it isn't...

[annon101]

Here we go again....

Now there's double cr*p being knocked out of Ukraine.  Now people are dying while we watch.

It's not just an appeal to our solidarity, a cry for help. 

[annon101]

Today is Sunday, and for some of us a special day.

Your thoughts might turn, or not, to starving millions and to people having their brains  blown out, and spewing onto walls, and onto other people, the sight of which may be more than their colleagues can bear....

We cannot even begin to understand trauma like that (IMO).  Remote and removed as we are.  I still say that we all feel hope, for emaciated people and for those at risk of having their brains blown out.

At least it is something.  I'm sure that everyone does, deep down inside,  feel hope.

God bless you for hoping.

[annon101]

OMG!  Despite my urging you, despite my exhortations, you still relate more closely to the thread about Bums & Tits than you do about this one about millions of starving people, as evidenced by the number of views of the thread about Bums & Tits compared with this one......

Utter sad f**ks.  Sick, sick b*stards.  Humungously unlikeable people that you are....

You truly need my help.  May I please invite you, as you watch the ads for hair shampoo, or cosmetics, and really feel that 'you're worth it', cos then you'll look sexy, and find a partner, or keep a partner to sh*g you senseless, may I please invite you, to value the starving millions at least a teeny-weeny bit more.