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Post by annon101 on Oct 27, 2019 20:37:05 GMT 1
I learn today from a learn-ed journal that there's actually only 700 million people who are starving...
Measured against a World population running into billions it don't seem like nothing at all...
And there's me agonising over the starving millions, when most of the people, most of the time are fat and as happy as Larry.... I really must try harder to keep things in proportion.
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Post by annon101 on May 22, 2020 11:24:15 GMT 1
F**ck You !
I notice that there are twice as many people who look at a post about Victoria Coren-Mitchell than there are who look at a post about 700 starving millions....
F**ck You! When you're more interested in some Z-list celeb than you are 700 million starving people you're F**cked!
Where are your values? What sort of human being do you want to be?
ps: In neither case have you bothered to reply. You're f**cked for that reason too....
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Post by annon101 on May 24, 2020 8:16:40 GMT 1
Alas!
Now I notice that there are more views of a post about Bums & Tits than there are of a post about 700 million starving people...
It's just got worse. I despair. I cry for you.
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Post by annon101 on Jun 28, 2020 12:27:13 GMT 1
Ok, with a gentle invitation have I nudged you to consider the relative merits of a Z-list celeb and millions of starving people....
Victoria Coren-Mitchell still almost makes my willy go hard, and millions of starving people don't, but it doesn't follow, to me, that the one is worth more than the other......
Anyway, there's a few more people who view a post about 700 million starving people, and fewer who look at a post about a Z-list celeb. I'll die a happy man when that is always so....
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Post by annon101 on Jul 5, 2020 8:43:55 GMT 1
Whoopee!!
This post has attracted more views, and the one about Victoria Coren-Mitchell has stood still...
I'm at a serious risk of dying a happy man. And there's hope for you yet, because there's the suggestion that you don't, actually, give a flying f**ck about Victoria, but somewhere, deep down, you do care about 700 million starving people...
God bless you, I say.
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Post by annon101 on Jul 14, 2020 13:58:43 GMT 1
Now i feel the need to wish that God's blessing was bestowed elsewhere....
You seem to have moved away from the post about Victoria Coren-Mitchell, gorgeous, rounded and pouting though she is, and made of the stuff that dreams are made of, though she is, but you still seem to have an unwholesome interest in the post about Bums & Tits, as evidenced by the increase in views of the post about Bums & Tits....
Now, in my twilight years, and therefore staring death in the face, I must, must say that you've made a little progress, by viewing the post about 700 starving millions, but that you're still too feeble-minded to avoid crass posts about topics which are, frankly, utter, utter sh*t;;;
Please be aware that when you cease to view posts about a Z-list celeb, and a post utterly contrived to provide titillation, then I'll die a happy man....
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Post by annon101 on Jul 21, 2020 12:45:02 GMT 1
Now I feel that you are wholly worthy of God's blessing....
This thread is so close to the number of views that a Z-list celeb has received in another thread that you've got me behind you all the way... But please try just a teeny bit harder.... You're on track, you're on message, just wring from your inner being an itsy-bitsy bit more....
But wait! The post about Bums & Tits is still attracting more views than it oughtta, and smashing the total views about 700 starving millions. You're fiddlesticks**d while this continues to be so...
So on the one hand I celebrate you as a fellow human being, and on the other I still cry for you....
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Post by annon101 on Aug 1, 2020 14:57:15 GMT 1
I'm able to give you the benefit of my maturity and wisdom, at this time, something I'm normally inclined to withhold, on the grounds that you're just not worthy, and that I'd be pi***ing in the wind giving you something for nothing.....
I'm able to confirm that you're not such an humongous pile of poo after all. IMO! There's still 700 starving millions, but at least you're prepared to consider them.
And not bother about the thread on Victoria Coren-Mitchell. You just don't know how close you are to becoming a beautiful human being....
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Post by annon101 on Sept 4, 2020 10:33:50 GMT 1
OK. You get my vote. Feeble-minded though many of you are, there's still something which tells me that you're not all bad....
The number of views that this thread has attracted is now almost the same as those for the thread about Victoria Coren-Mitchell. Once it was half as many, now it's almost equal. Please, please push it a teeny-weeny bit further by viewing it a bit more and blow Victoria out of the water... Then I'll die a happy man....
But Lo! The thread about Bums & Tits has far more views than for this thread or for that that about Victoria. You're still sick. Very. The cure lies in viewing this thread....
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Post by annon101 on Sept 11, 2020 21:33:09 GMT 1
I'll bump up the views if I have to, by posting again in this thread - that's 9 fu***kin posts that've been made to get you to view - whereas the post about Victoria Coren-Mitchell took just one to get the same number of views....
I rest my case. You're fu...kin sick. There's 700 million starving people and you don't give a f**k. But Victoria Coren-Mitchell is kinda interesting... You sad, sick f**ks. What do you do in your spare time, kiddy-fiddle???
But wait! I may be too harsh! You may just be mixed up and muddled. You may just need a little help. Good news! I'm here to help! Please know that I believe in you, pray for you and cry for you, despite all the evidence to the contrary I believe in you....
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