Victoria Coren-Mitchell

[annon101]

.....is posh totty, IMO....

..... was born into a family of people in the media - her dad was a columnist, her brother is too...

..... married the comedian Mitchell, who I also like, and whose name she now carries, but only half-heartedly....

----  who has taken to wearing spectacles on TV, cos wearing spectacles is now 'cool'...

..... whose brother is not as telegenic as she is, and so is much less on television...

...... who is now slightly rounder than she was, even 'plump' - careful, Victoria, it's ok these days to have a big butt,

        but not the rest of you....

Who stinks of privilege, background, ethnicity, yet is better than me, or you, or her, or him because of it.....

So I've stopped dissing those who are, simply, better than me at something.

I'm better than they at other things.  I don't earn as much money as they do, but who gives a f****k about money anyway?....  You do?  No you don't.  Big yourself up for what you are, not how you compare with other people, not how much money you have....

[annon101]

.... nor about how you look.

The very lovely, gorgeous, pouting Victoria admitted, on a repeat of Have I Got News For You last night, that she'd plastered herself with fake tan, because if she hadn't she'd look pale and ill...

Somehow the orange of fake tan is better than the natural wan of your own colour, in winter, not kissed by the summer sun, and possibly the colour of someone who leads an urban life, does not have an allotment, and only ever goes outside if she has the right designer clothes to wear, for a photo opportunity to promote her celeb status....

I don't deny nor begrudge your upbringing, Victoria, nor your comely appearance, except that your comely appearance ain't what it seems, and without your artful contrivance you'd look like a dog, pretty much like anyone else, who didn't have an allotment...

ps:  Yesterday I talked to  a woman with long grey hair tied back in a pony-tail.  She's a gardener, rarely does make-up, and seems to have a perpetual bloom to her complexion.  Sorry, Victoria, you've just been replaced in my affections.  My gardening friend is no numpty either, but wears her femininity lightly, she ain't trying to impress, she just does...