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Post by littlemouse on Jun 1, 2018 12:28:04 GMT 1
I have started to pick some very nice strawberries, even though the weather hasn't been brillant.Much bigger then last year.
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Post by littlemouse on Jun 3, 2018 18:34:33 GMT 1
I couldn't resist having strawberries and ice cream for my tea tonight.
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Post by annon99 on Jun 7, 2018 9:53:44 GMT 1
Home-grown strawberries good, littlemouse, ice-cream abominably bad, littlemouse...
Somehow you manage to combine the sublime with the ridiculous....
Sublime are home-grown strawberries - shop-bought ones taste like sh*t (if they can be said to have any taste at all), and ice-cream, is, basically, a heart-attack waiting to happen....
Recommend that you dump a dollop of yoghurt on your home-grown instead, and thereby stay lean and keen...
ps: In a similar vein/vane/vain (sp?) I've just lifted the first of the season's charlotte potatoes, which, full of water, young and thrusting, steam-cook in the blink of an eye, and are better than money can buy. Is Life supposed to be this good? Needless to say they almost made my willy go hard...
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Post by littlemouse on Jun 8, 2018 7:06:55 GMT 1
why would I waste money on sour milk?
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Post by annon99 on Jun 8, 2018 8:07:46 GMT 1
.... to stay lean, mean keen and thrusting, to avoid keeling over in the street with a massive heart-attack (at great inconvenience to passers-by, and at stupid expense to the emergency services), all because you substituted sour milk for ice-cream......
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Post by annon99 on Jun 8, 2018 9:11:49 GMT 1
.... and it's even possible to contemplate, littlemouse, your having a massive heart-attack while driving your car, leading you to mow down a file of schoolchildren, happily and chatterly walking along the pavement. all rosy-cheeked and glossy-haired, as innocent as the day is long, with all their lives stretching before them, and for you to snuff out those lives, all because you didn't substitute sour milk for ice cream....
How many reasons do you need to buy sour milk, littlemouse, just how many?
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Post by littlemouse on Jun 8, 2018 10:03:05 GMT 1
There is no reason to buy sour milk, no matter how many objections / reasons you put before me. Besides why ruin my strawberries.
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Post by annon99 on Jun 12, 2018 8:58:29 GMT 1
It was with a sense of outrage, littlemouse, that I read your latest post....
Until I realised that the guy is just being provocative. No human being , who ever walked this planet or ever will, so readily would declare the casual slaughter of innocent children, rosy-cheeked and glossy-haired, as 'no reason' for switching from cream to yoghurt...
I understand that the tartness of the strawberries, combined with the tartness of the yoghurt, may be too much for some people's palate (although that seems a small price to pay to avoid the slaughter of the innocents) so just add some sugar to the strawberries before applying the dollop of yoghurt....
This subject of strawberries has come to symbolise all that is wrong in the World. The whimsical whim of enjoying strawberries in your own way, irrespective of the starving millions elsewhere in the World, the casual wiping-out of the little children (oh well!), the flagrant disregard for the deleterious effect of your own dietary choices makes me wonder WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?
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Post by littlemouse on Jun 12, 2018 16:27:46 GMT 1
It all went wrong when yoghurt became (by over advertising and lies) the very poor choice for strawberries over ice cream.
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Post by littlemouse on Jun 22, 2018 13:17:49 GMT 1
For the first time this year I have had to water the strawberries and other vegatables of course. Seems that the temperature is set to climb over the next week.
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