Bums & Tits

[annon99]

Wholly consistent with this Forum's policy to work sex into every post (in order to get your attention - which it has - because that's what everyone wants to read, all of the time) I post now about Tits & Bums, or Bums & Tits...

The bonny weather we're having brings them out.  Young girls proud of what they've got, old mothers still knowing that they are still woman, and that old geezers like me can see it too...

I don't distinguish between the two.  They are both feminine, and utterly different from me.  Please older women don't compare yourself with young girls.  Please get off the body-conscious.  You are still WOMAN, and always will be...

[annon101]

err...what is wrong with you people?

  Are Bums & Tits so non- PC that you're too 'cool' to comment?  I say that Bums & Tits are so basic as to defy the pseudo- intellectual - have you never learnt that a little learning is a dangerous thing?  Puffed up with your pissy learning, you're so 'right-on' as to not even bother to comment.  You're too cool....

One day you will become old enough and wise enough to recognise that you don't know very much at all.  We none of us do...  I've more wisdom than you, but I'm still a numpty...  But not as great a numpty as you....

I want everyone to be great, 'cos by being great  they are great for everyone else, not just themselves...  Greatness starts by recognising that you are, err, a cretin, even though you think that you are f***in wonderful.  Greatness demands that you are a f**kin nobody.  And that you will try harder...

err... what's your problem???    Are  Bums & Tits so non PC that you'd rather stay 'cool' ?  You kid only  yourself....

Show me someone who is so inhibited 

[annon101]

Would viewers of this forum please stop looking at a post about Bums & Tits?  It's not a serious topic, it's tittle tattle...

Instead please go to the one about 700 Starving Millions, carefully avoiding the one about Victoria Coren-Mitchell (who was recently on t.v., and still looks gorgeous, in her own gorgeous pouting way) but that comment has nothing to do with anything.

I'm trying to get you to become, or continue to be, a beautiful human being.  Something that you can't possibly be if you view a post about Bums & Tits or one about a gorgeous pouting Z-list celeb.

Then I'll die a happy man.  They you'd've done something Good.

[annon101]

Shame on you!

You're looking at a post about Bums & Tits.  It's hard to believe that you could be a bigger cretin....

But the post about Victoria Coren-Mitchell is fading away.  And a few more people view the one about 700 starving millions.  So maybe you're not so bad after all.  But also, maybe, you could try harder, and never, ever view utter shite about Bums & Tits....

[annon101]

You're having a laugh. You're have a gir-raffe.....

Despite my exhortations not to

 you're still ramping up the views about Bums & Tits. It's too sad for words...

But wait! On the other hand you don't seem to give a flying f***kk about the thread concerning Victoria Coren-Mitchell - there aren't any new views about her - Result!

And the thread about 700 starving millions is slowly receiving more views than that about Victoria.  Another result!

So you're not all bad!  IMO!  But Heaven knows that you could try harder, if only you'd try....

[annon101]

Please stop looking at this thread. It's cr*p.   You're worth more than that.

And it's got far more views than that about 700 starving millions.  What is going on?  Just how messed up can you be?

I cry for you.

[annon101]

Please stop it!

Since I last looked on here the views of this thread have increased, again....

The views of other threads haven't got a look. No increase. You're sick..

Please f++k off from this thread and go look at other threads. For Yourself. Confine the question of Bums & Tits to the bedroom.  And spend every other waking moment thinking about Something Else.

Please. please. I beg you.  For Yourself, and for Everyone else....