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Post by meldrew on Jan 17, 2016 9:51:06 GMT 1
Subject: A fairy tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!" and the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey and beer, and never heard any bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and he dated cheerleaders and he kept his house and his guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up.
The End.
I told you it was a Fairy Tale.
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Post by bisdu on Jan 17, 2016 21:22:36 GMT 1
Interesting
Now perhaps you should tell us how the (rather intuitive) princess fared.
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Post by meldrew on Jan 18, 2016 9:22:21 GMT 1
Dunno! probably went and ruined some other poor chaps life!!!! I'm with the Prince!!!!
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Post by Ali on Jan 20, 2016 21:48:08 GMT 1
You gay Meldrew ?
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Post by meldrew on Jan 22, 2016 11:49:07 GMT 1
Ha ! No definitely not, but my long and sometimes painful experience with wives, leads me to think perhaps the Prince was right!!!!! I certainly would be significantly richer!!
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