Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 10:56:07 GMT 1
A french tourist was visiting London. After a while, he needed to pee. He looked desperate for a loo, but couldn`t find one, so he decided to pee behind a phone box. A policeman saw him and asked : "What are you doing here ?"
"Sorry, but I`m desperate, I can`t hold it anymore!" answered the tourist.
"Come with me !" said the man of law.
So, they went about two minutes, stopped in front of a gate, policeman opened the gate and invited the french tourist to pee in the park inside. The poor tourist relieved himself, then, happy as a child, asked : "Is this English courtesy?"
"No, it`s French embassy !"
"Sorry, but I`m desperate, I can`t hold it anymore!" answered the tourist.
"Come with me !" said the man of law.
So, they went about two minutes, stopped in front of a gate, policeman opened the gate and invited the french tourist to pee in the park inside. The poor tourist relieved himself, then, happy as a child, asked : "Is this English courtesy?"
"No, it`s French embassy !"