Paddys Wife Sept 20, 2015 14:41:00 GMT 1 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by happygirl on Sept 20, 2015 14:41:00 GMT 1 Wife went into labour,Paddy rushed her to hospital,midwife asked,"How dilated is she ? " Paddy replied,"we're both over the feckin moon."