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Post by bisdu on Jan 19, 2015 17:55:14 GMT 1
1. A newly married man asked his wife , " Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune ? " " Honey " , the woman replied sweetly , " I'd have married you , NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE ! " 2. A wife asked her husband : " What do you like most in me , my pretty face or my sexy body ? " He looked at her from head to toe and replied : " I like your sense of humor ! " 3. A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan . " What was that for ? " , the man asked . The wife replied , " That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket " ! ! The man then said " When I was at the races last week , Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on . " The wife apologized and went on with the housework . Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan , knocking him unconscious ! ! Upon re-gaining consciousness , the man asked why she had hit again . Wife replied , " Your horse phoned ! ! ! "
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 22:44:06 GMT 1
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Post by tinkerbell on Jan 19, 2015 23:34:42 GMT 1
Like those
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 23:43:25 GMT 1
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Post by bisdu on Jan 19, 2015 23:56:55 GMT 1
You wouldn't catch me doing sexist stuff like this!!!! Very wise BE
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