Post by Ali on Sept 14, 2013 8:20:43 GMT 1
Taken from Facebook ............ I understand that this is a real, true advert hahaha
Details
Type: Private Advert
Price: £750 ono
Updated: Yesterday
Breed: Welsh
Sex: Mare
Passported: Yes
Size: 13.2 hh
Current Age: 5 years
Description
Nicola, 5 year old, evil, cantankerous, scary, looks like a barrel, hates everyone and everything, pretty Welsh mare for sale.
Right where do I start. She's absolutely good for nothing, apart from being led by a car. So if you want a pet for your child that you can walk next to the car, just so you can say your child has a pony, this is the perfect pony for you.
If you want something safe, bombproof and easy going, this is NOT the pony for you.
If you want a horse that only likes the sun, this is the one. If you want one that rears vertically in the rain, this is also the horse for you.
Nicola, my perfect pony, does not like her ears being touched. Going anywhere near her ears is like trying to snatch ghandis flip flop off him as he is running through the desert. She will run towards you, rear vertically, and aim her hoof at your face.
On another note, if you're not a big fan of headcollars, Nicola will happily snap them for you as you try and lead her back into the field. If you have other horses, do not put this pony near yours, she hates everyone and everything. Back go her ears, and out comes the most horrible noise known to man. She also likes to run at people as they casually amble past the field. All in all, this is the PERFECT GUARD HORSE.
So, if you're a 'quirky' person maybe this is the perfect pony for you.
If you're completely normal and of sound mind, DO NOT even think of purchasing this horse.
If you have managed to read this far and for some reason think you may be interested, here are some good points/facts.
She is a Welsh section C mare
5 years old
Passported with Welsh pony and cob society
Is up to date with wormer, feet, back and teeth
She has been lightly backed, lunged and long reined and wears full tack
I no longer have time to continue her training, and am sure that somewhere under her evil exterior there is a sweet little pony waiting to burst out.
www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/109048239/grumpy-wretched-pony-for-sale.html
Details
Type: Private Advert
Price: £750 ono
Updated: Yesterday
Breed: Welsh
Sex: Mare
Passported: Yes
Size: 13.2 hh
Current Age: 5 years
Description
Nicola, 5 year old, evil, cantankerous, scary, looks like a barrel, hates everyone and everything, pretty Welsh mare for sale.
Right where do I start. She's absolutely good for nothing, apart from being led by a car. So if you want a pet for your child that you can walk next to the car, just so you can say your child has a pony, this is the perfect pony for you.
If you want something safe, bombproof and easy going, this is NOT the pony for you.
If you want a horse that only likes the sun, this is the one. If you want one that rears vertically in the rain, this is also the horse for you.
Nicola, my perfect pony, does not like her ears being touched. Going anywhere near her ears is like trying to snatch ghandis flip flop off him as he is running through the desert. She will run towards you, rear vertically, and aim her hoof at your face.
On another note, if you're not a big fan of headcollars, Nicola will happily snap them for you as you try and lead her back into the field. If you have other horses, do not put this pony near yours, she hates everyone and everything. Back go her ears, and out comes the most horrible noise known to man. She also likes to run at people as they casually amble past the field. All in all, this is the PERFECT GUARD HORSE.
So, if you're a 'quirky' person maybe this is the perfect pony for you.
If you're completely normal and of sound mind, DO NOT even think of purchasing this horse.
If you have managed to read this far and for some reason think you may be interested, here are some good points/facts.
She is a Welsh section C mare
5 years old
Passported with Welsh pony and cob society
Is up to date with wormer, feet, back and teeth
She has been lightly backed, lunged and long reined and wears full tack
I no longer have time to continue her training, and am sure that somewhere under her evil exterior there is a sweet little pony waiting to burst out.
www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/109048239/grumpy-wretched-pony-for-sale.html
