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Post by meldrew on Aug 27, 2013 18:55:54 GMT 1
I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are
I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I only wish that now and then I could turn the bastard off...
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Post by pachypach on Aug 27, 2013 19:27:43 GMT 1
love it!
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Post by JohnP on Aug 28, 2013 6:55:40 GMT 1
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Post by mirabelle on Sept 3, 2013 13:39:52 GMT 1
I cannot abide these things as they distract me too much. I prefer a map with a list of places, turnings, junctions etc to get me anywhere.
I have never gotten over my sister's wonderful satnav that took us to our aunt's funeral in Westgate on Sea 6 years ago. It got us there eventually then my sister set it for the crematorium in Ramsgate, so we set off then after half an hour I asked "Should'nt we be there by now??" noting that there were now signs pointing to London beside the road..................... Yes, wonderful satnav old Hectoring Helga was taking us back to London instead of the crem, hence we missed the service & everything. I am sure our aunt was laughing her head off from Up There!!
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