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Post by danceswithruskies on Apr 11, 2010 18:56:33 GMT 1
The Honeymoon is Over
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He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him ... . They don't have time.
He said to me. .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. . . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Post by Ali on Apr 11, 2010 19:25:28 GMT 1
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Post by lurcher on Apr 11, 2010 19:59:20 GMT 1
ROTFL PSML!! !!
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
Cracked me up!!
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Post by tobyjug on Apr 11, 2010 20:00:02 GMT 1
A few truisms there
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