Probably the sickest joke I know (be warned)

[ianh]

Ugly, smelly man goes into the bar and tells the barman ' An amazing thing happened to me on the way home last night. When I crossed the railway track I saw a woman tied to the rails like in the old silent movies. Of course, I cut her free, and she came back to my place for the night. She was very grateful and we had a hell of a time - we did it upstairs, downstairs, in the garden, standing up, lying down, from the front, from behind - I'm red raw today'.

'Blimey' says the barman, slightly disbelievingly, 'Was she pretty?'

'Dunno, I never found the head.'

[danceswithruskies]

Ian, You need the chop for that one!!

[Ali]

Yeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ;D ;D ;D