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Post by wibble on Mar 11, 2010 20:42:55 GMT 1
12 year old Johnny is sent home from school for playing doctors and nurses with Jenny Johnnys mother says lets hope the school isn't too harsh after all being curious about sex at that age is quite normal Johnnys teacher replies - curious about sex  ? he's removed Jenny's appendix ;D |
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Post by Ali on Mar 11, 2010 22:53:41 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D  (Looking up word 'innuendo') |
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Post by wibble on Mar 11, 2010 23:04:31 GMT 1
Edgy and smutty Camilla and Queen Liz were having a girly chat when Camilla says every time she performs oral sex on Charlie she gets indigestion Liz replies "Have you tried Andrews" ;D I thank you ........... am here all week  |
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Post by mrs moustoir on Mar 12, 2010 18:22:03 GMT 1
Have to say Wibble that the standard of jokes is absolutely AWFUL!
Keep it up!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by lurcher on Mar 12, 2010 23:37:09 GMT 1
 loving the jokes!!
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Post by trevp on Mar 13, 2010 7:23:28 GMT 1
Little Johnny's mum gets a visit from Daisy's mum
D's mum complains, "Johnny's been writing his name in pee pee in the snow"
J's mum, "Well, all little boys do that"
D's mum, "Yes, but it's in Daisy's handwriting "
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Post by Ali on Mar 17, 2010 21:23:15 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by wibble on Mar 21, 2010 14:16:12 GMT 1
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the 'Clio' and the 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, the average male car thief won't be able to find it let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real woof to start in the morning!
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Post by wibble on Mar 21, 2010 14:25:27 GMT 1
Last week,a girl from my past rang.
It was many years since our brief affair, but I have never forgotten the amazing sex and wonderful times we had together
..imagine my delight when she suggested revisiting our glorious past. I explained i wasnt the man I was, having gained a beer belly, a bald patch and a slight pile problem.
She giggled girlishly, and said not to worry as she had put on a few pounds herself... so I told her to sod off...
Sits back and wait for repercussions of posting that on the WI
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? he's removed Jenny's appendix ;D 
