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Post by Ali on Jan 22, 2013 9:29:53 GMT 1
(Via Judy and Facebook)
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors. . ..
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Anadin ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbours are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice. . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ...
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your partner says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
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Post by meldrew on Jan 22, 2013 9:50:20 GMT 1
Just because these are all true does not actually mean that they are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wait Ali, one day soon you will be with us wrinklies!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 11:38:25 GMT 1
Just because these are all true does not actually mean that they are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wait Ali, one day soon you will be with us wrinklies!!!!!!!!!! What do you mean "will be" ??
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Post by Ali on Jan 22, 2013 11:41:03 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 11:42:19 GMT 1
He he he he!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 12:07:56 GMT 1
meldrew...so ali is a young bird then!!!lol
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Post by Elkay on Jan 22, 2013 13:19:36 GMT 1
Mmm, maybe I should go bra-less more often?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 15:29:21 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 16:35:39 GMT 1
I don't wear a bra (yet)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 21:45:57 GMT 1
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