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Post by <-Rinky-Dink-> on Jan 3, 2013 0:30:24 GMT 1
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Post by Ali on Jan 8, 2013 3:39:04 GMT 1
New one in ...................
I thought of taking up gardening as a hobby...but I couldn't see any fuchsia in it.
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Post by Ali on Jan 21, 2013 17:54:04 GMT 1
New one in ..........
At this time of the year, when the roadblocks come up with great regularity, I would like to share a personal experience about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of pints of ale and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a taxi, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
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Post by Ali on Jan 31, 2013 8:07:45 GMT 1
And another Confessions of a hooker A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.' The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?' She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales . . .'
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Post by tomcat333 on Jan 31, 2013 9:45:59 GMT 1
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Post by bisdu on Jan 31, 2013 15:56:34 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2013 13:29:58 GMT 1
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Post by Ali on May 17, 2013 17:27:03 GMT 1
Well after some time-out my school RE teacher is at it again (His words not mine hah) As my grandfather Giuseppe used to say..."Every good woman has some Italian in her". He just never said which part of the Italian.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 13:22:15 GMT 1
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Post by Eryri on May 22, 2013 18:23:20 GMT 1
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