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Post by Ali on Dec 24, 2012 15:25:56 GMT 1
As it gets closer to Christmas I start to feel more and more like a child. But it makes no difference, we still have turkey.
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Post by troll on Dec 24, 2012 16:28:25 GMT 1
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Post by bisdu on Dec 24, 2012 18:31:16 GMT 1
I'm still trying to off-load two
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Post by Ali on Dec 24, 2012 18:36:35 GMT 1
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Post by Ali on Dec 24, 2012 20:16:02 GMT 1
and another............ Customer: "I would like to buy a deodorant". Chemist: "Ball or aerosol?" Customer: "Neither, I want it for my armpits." Oh dear  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2012 23:40:25 GMT 1
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Post by Ali on Dec 25, 2012 14:45:55 GMT 1
Have stolen a pic of Mr D from Facebook, he won't know that he is becoming infamous in Brittany and Normandy He retired this year from 30 years teaching Religious Education. On a visit to my dad the other day dad had kept some of my school reports and I now have them. Within them was a report on my RE studies. I am not religious at all but the way Mr D taught was incredible. More like a lesson in life and psychology, he was one of the most memorable teachers that I have ever come across and I am thrilled to be one of his ex-pupils and equally thrilled that we're in touch on FB. I present ............. Mr D ........... undeniably. one of the most interesting, caring and wonderful people that I have been fortunate to know. |
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Post by Ali on Dec 25, 2012 14:49:16 GMT 1
"Dave de Santis
Bought the daughters a pack of batteries with label saying "No toys included"."
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Post by 4STIX on Dec 25, 2012 21:56:57 GMT 1
im holding back on a naughty reply to that one Ali as i dont know the age of the girls  |
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Post by Ali on Jan 2, 2013 20:14:19 GMT 1
4S New one just in..................... FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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) Always knew he taught RE with a difference.......
