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Post by meldrew on Dec 3, 2012 14:22:57 GMT 1
A guy walks into the Carrefore and notices my friend who smiles at him.
He seemed taken and asked, 'Do I know you?'
My friend replied, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
She can see his look of confusion grow and finally he says: 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies cheering while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
My friend looked into his eyes and calmly responded:
"No, I'm your son's 4th grade teacher."
Watch where you shop!
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Post by Ali on Dec 3, 2012 14:31:25 GMT 1
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