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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2012 10:18:11 GMT 1
Me Missus bought a paperback Down town on Saturday, I had a peep into her bag; 'Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey."
Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.
Her left hand held a length of rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down onto the floor, And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind Could not have been much grimmer. Things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet A cuppla minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said That I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris, You would see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d uttered.
She stood there nude, just naked like, Bent forward like a coot I took a pace to brace meself And stood on her left foot !
Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done ? She moaned and groaned then yelled out: “Step on the other one!”
Well readers, I won't tell no more What happened on that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair Turned “fifty shades of grey”.
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Post by Elkay on Oct 22, 2012 16:01:15 GMT 1
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Post by barwood on Oct 22, 2012 17:31:14 GMT 1
Very good
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Post by <-Rinky-Dink-> on Oct 22, 2012 20:10:30 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2012 20:35:24 GMT 1
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Post by JohnP on Oct 23, 2012 9:41:43 GMT 1
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