Post by 4STIX on Oct 2, 2012 20:59:14 GMT 1
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a
single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that,
she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish
brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
"Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes
and quickly parted.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, .....
but all men...are men!
Global Facts About Sex
At any given moment:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.
You hang in there, sunshine!!!!
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a
single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that,
she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish
brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
"Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes
and quickly parted.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, .....
but all men...are men!
Global Facts About Sex
At any given moment:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.
You hang in there, sunshine!!!!
