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willywetshirt
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2 + 2 + 2 = 7 Oct 1, 2012 19:03:10 GMT 1

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Post by willywetshirt on Oct 1, 2012 19:03:10 GMT 1

Received today, this had me in fits......

Subject: 2+2+2=7

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully...

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.

If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got an Effing cat!!!

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	2 + 2 + 2 = 7 Oct 1, 2012 19:18:15 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 19:18:15 GMT 1 and hello again WWSxx

4STIX Profound Poster Posts: 1,797	2 + 2 + 2 = 7 Oct 1, 2012 19:28:44 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 4STIX on Oct 1, 2012 19:28:44 GMT 1
	The rain fell slow,down on all the roofs of uncertainty,I thought of you and the years and all the sadness fell away from me ! So i opened my door to my enemies,and i ask can we wipe the slate clean,but they tell me to please go and #### myself,you know you just cant win !!

tinkerbell Profound Poster Posts: 2,975	2 + 2 + 2 = 7 Oct 1, 2012 22:15:03 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tinkerbell on Oct 1, 2012 22:15:03 GMT 1 Very funny

2 + 2 + 2 = 7

Post by willywetshirt on Oct 1, 2012 19:03:10 GMT 1

Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 19:18:15 GMT 1

Post by 4STIX on Oct 1, 2012 19:28:44 GMT 1

Post by tinkerbell on Oct 1, 2012 22:15:03 GMT 1