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Post by Pasha on Apr 27, 2012 17:04:28 GMT 1
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. - After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it... mainly because it was just a sew-sew job. - Then I tried to be a chef... figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. - Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting. - I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. - I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I just couldn't cut the mustard. - Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. - I was fired from a job at a zoo feeding the giraffes because I just wasn't up to it. - Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in. - So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. - I found being an electrician was interesting, but the work was shocking. - After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. - I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have the patients to finish. - My very best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. - I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. - My last job was working at a coffee shop, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. - SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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