The f*rting contest

[<-Rinky-Dink->]

My old Dad was deaf and seemingly some of his other senses didn't work either because he used to regularly f*rt very loudly in shops,
get togethers, in fact anywhere and everywhere, and he never even
blinked or hesitated in his conversation!!! I used to dread being in public with him!!!!!!!

[Madame Moorhen]

Can't help but snigger really! I mean apart from the bad smell ones, why should we feel so bad about doing them, I mean we all do it, don't we? And it always still makes us giggle. Well it does me.

[JohnP]

How to light a candle with a tin of baked beans.

Step one: Eat the beans

Step two: