kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
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Post by kergotu on Feb 14, 2012 10:34:24 GMT 1
It's my favourite day today!
Tuesday.
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kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
Poultry Breeder
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Post by kergotu on Feb 14, 2012 10:36:55 GMT 1
On Valentines Day a drunk guy walked up to an attractive bird and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" "Yes, but I know you're going to ask eventually anyway, so let's get on with it." "Great. How many men have you had sex with?" "That's my business!" she snapped. "Great! How much?"
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kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
Poultry Breeder
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Post by kergotu on Feb 14, 2012 10:40:09 GMT 1
I asked the wife the other day "What do you want for valentines day?" She replied "A divorce." I wasn't expecting to spend that much.
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kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
Poultry Breeder
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Post by kergotu on Feb 14, 2012 10:43:05 GMT 1
Got the wife a lovely card for Valentines Day. A membership card for the local gym.
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kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
Poultry Breeder
Posts: 286
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Post by kergotu on Feb 14, 2012 10:46:38 GMT 1
A girl at work gave me a strange look and asked if I had a date for Valentines day... I told her it was the 14th of February, the same as every year.
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kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
Poultry Breeder
Posts: 286
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Post by kergotu on Feb 18, 2012 13:20:41 GMT 1
I thought I'd got a late Valentines card the other morning. It had 'For your eyes only' on the front. But it was just my new contact lenses.
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