kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
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Post by kergotu on Jan 7, 2012 9:06:06 GMT 1
New for 2012. Viagra 007. Apparently it makes you roger More.  (Love you P  ), over to you.  |
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Post by Pasha on Jan 7, 2012 12:41:51 GMT 1
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Post by Elkay on Jan 10, 2012 19:49:50 GMT 1
you are both crazy ;D
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kergotu
I'm settling in nicely
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Post by kergotu on Jan 10, 2012 21:13:22 GMT 1
I starred in a James Bond themed porno last week,  The director was pleased with my performance. I came right on Q. |
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Post by Pasha on Jan 10, 2012 21:31:55 GMT 1
Kergotu-- u must be the man with the golden pun |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2012 11:25:26 GMT 1
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist replied, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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Post by JohnP on Jan 16, 2012 12:41:16 GMT 1
An elderly gentleman moved into a nursing home and after a few days his daughter visited him. She asked if everything was ok and the old man said it was excellent. Asked about the food he told his daughter that was also excellent and he was even served with a cup of cocoa and a viagra every evening about 30 minutes before bedtime.
The daughter thought her father was confused but on the way out she checked with the Matron.
Matron said, yes that is correct, we give all our male residents a viagra in the evening with their cocoa, it stops them rolling over and falling out of bed during the night.
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Post by Ali on Jan 16, 2012 18:41:49 GMT 1
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