juliec
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Post by juliec on Dec 14, 2011 20:29:55 GMT 1
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who were truly heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!
You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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Post by Elkay on Dec 14, 2011 21:40:04 GMT 1
Brilliant
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Post by Pasha on Dec 14, 2011 21:46:31 GMT 1
And there in --throughout history --lies a tale!!
BRILL XXX
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Jun 30, 2012 6:40:08 GMT 1
It's set to be the wettest spring and summer in England for 250 years, and the wettest in Finistere, Brittany, since last year.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2012 9:48:57 GMT 1
It's set to be the wettest spring and summer in England for 250 years, and the wettest in Finistere, Brittany, since last year. Your only saying that because your wife told you to.
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Jul 1, 2012 20:48:21 GMT 1
"Your only saying that because your wife told you to." I'm the boss in our house. ...Well, when the wife tells me I can. Love her to bits really.
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Jul 14, 2012 6:23:38 GMT 1
My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it. "Nice car," I said as he got out. "Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year."
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