Post by Pasha on Dec 1, 2011 7:18:47 GMT 1
HOME USE WORK CLAIM.
A man was not happy with the way his wife was treating him and his best mate --So he sent her the following claim form --
Dear lady of the house,
I, the Penis , hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything i do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp enviroment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
With respect
Pee Penis
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A little while later he received a reply ---
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep during EACH brief work period.
3. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
4. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
5. You do not take initiatve - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious- looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management.
A man was not happy with the way his wife was treating him and his best mate --So he sent her the following claim form --
Dear lady of the house,
I, the Penis , hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything i do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp enviroment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
With respect
Pee Penis
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A little while later he received a reply ---
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep during EACH brief work period.
3. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
4. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
5. You do not take initiatve - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious- looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management.
