MMMMM--Incredible!!!

[Pasha]

Now --who would believe it!!

Parked the car up nicely before I came to UK etc-- even disconnected the battery and locked it up!!

Came back to be told that Nastya had been using the car!!!!mmmm
and it was now empty of fuel and the alarm had been going and the battery was flat too -- big mmmm --

Yep battery totally dead-- so had to go buy a new one--

Step one-----------good

Step two----------- could not get the alarm to open the doors and my lock would not take the key?? mmm

Ok --no probs -- open passenger door and then drivers-- open the bonnet and reconnect new battery-- alarm going now--good-- key fob worked to kill the alarm --but would not open the door locks??!!!

Step three--------- Key in ignition and part turn--good --all lights working --and --and --mmmm nothing-- serious swearing hahahah

repeat step 3 many times --over the next few days --along with step 1 and 2 and up to ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ--- nothing --

Need a specialist-- call my mate Andrei and ask him to come tow me to his mates garage--good--

So today Andrei turns up and we go to the car-- he has to open the passenger door and then driver door and open bonnet so me can connect battery again --

Alarm goes off which he kills with the key fob!!!--good -- closes all doors and tries cental locking!!!

Bugger me sideways -- the damm thing works and the key in my door manually toooooo --

Now me is getting lots of silly comments from Andrei --love him to bits mmmmmmm---

So there is this bear of a man now sitting in the drivers seat--

Key in ignition-- part turn --and lights come on --good!!!

and blow me away with a feather -- the damm engine starts first time !!!!!!!!! I am totally flabbergasted!! and Andrei is chuckling a good one too-- mmm -- so just to add insult to injury --He calls Tanya on the mobile and tells her to listen to our car engine working !!! mmmmmmm

So there has been me and Tanya --over the course of 4 days --many times --trying to get the problem solved-- and along comes --my mate --take the pee out of Paul any time he can and broom broom --

Just incredible!!!! lol--

Owe my mate a few drinks lol

[Ali]

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Your relief is pretty evident tho

[<-Rinky-Dink->]

Hate it when that happens ....... you tryand try and try, following instructions to the letter and nothing works, then someone else comes along, smugly does the same as you did, and Bingo!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrr/

Funny story though, Pash

[Madame Moorhen]

That is so true, how many times does that kind of thing happen in real life? ;D Well it happens to me all the time with that horrible Terminator who comes along and says "what's your problem?". ;D

Glad it is working again though!

[Fli]

Had to be the woman who messed it up in the first place

[Pasha]

You know thats true Fli -- all mens troubles start with a capital "W" as in Woman

[<-Rinky-Dink->]

Hahem ..... watch it you two .......................