Post by Pasha on Sept 7, 2011 18:31:36 GMT 1
There are a lot of reasons why The United States is better than France;
They have women who shave their armpits, they don't give cigarettes to babies and they tend to shy away from cheeses that smell like feet. Another big advantage is that their spouses cannot sue them for not performing in the bedroom (or bathtub or on the kitchen table...depending on how kinky you are).
This was not the case for poor, Jean-Louis. After his divorce the 51-year-old man was sued by his 47-year-old ex-wife because he failed to put out in the bedroom. Talk about adding insult to injury.
The man was fined under section 215 of France's civil code, which says married couples agree to a "shared communal life."
Jean-Louis complained that he was often tired and had health problems that prevented him from being sexually active with his ex, but the judge decreed, "By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other, and in this case it was absent."
He has been ordered to pay his wife 10,000 Euros, or $13,965, to compensate for a lack of sex over 21 years of marriage.That's over $300 a bop for most married couples. Not a bad rate at all in Vegas.
They have women who shave their armpits, they don't give cigarettes to babies and they tend to shy away from cheeses that smell like feet. Another big advantage is that their spouses cannot sue them for not performing in the bedroom (or bathtub or on the kitchen table...depending on how kinky you are).
This was not the case for poor, Jean-Louis. After his divorce the 51-year-old man was sued by his 47-year-old ex-wife because he failed to put out in the bedroom. Talk about adding insult to injury.
The man was fined under section 215 of France's civil code, which says married couples agree to a "shared communal life."
Jean-Louis complained that he was often tired and had health problems that prevented him from being sexually active with his ex, but the judge decreed, "By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other, and in this case it was absent."
He has been ordered to pay his wife 10,000 Euros, or $13,965, to compensate for a lack of sex over 21 years of marriage.That's over $300 a bop for most married couples. Not a bad rate at all in Vegas.
