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Post by lurcher on Mar 31, 2010 16:29:45 GMT 1
Why oh why do the French feel the need to sh!t anywhere? I've just heard a car at the bottom of my drive/field entrance. So went to see what he was up to..............wish I hadn't.
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Post by lif on Mar 31, 2010 16:40:06 GMT 1
And evry vilige has a public bog in it.  |
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Post by lurcher on Mar 31, 2010 16:52:02 GMT 1
Exactly Lif, he's turned off the road into the village, come down my track, and 'dumped'. It's further to come down my track, than it is to carry on into the village!  |
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Post by troll on Mar 31, 2010 17:05:48 GMT 1
Newspaper, or napkins? There cold be a pattern emerging here!
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Post by lurcher on Mar 31, 2010 17:15:30 GMT 1
Packet tissues, the little 'travel' packet type. Left the wrapper and all.
If he turns up again, then his 'packet'/'lunch box' will need surgery!
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Post by stavros on Mar 31, 2010 17:26:50 GMT 1
Put up a little notice near the spot...
DANGER - VIPERES
That should dampen folk's entusiasm for a crafty cr*p! ;D
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Post by mrs moustoir on Mar 31, 2010 18:22:53 GMT 1
Oh yuk - 'orrible! Set the dogs on him next time, that'll give him a fright!!  |
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Post by Cheeky Chops on Mar 31, 2010 20:48:57 GMT 1
Couldn't you scoopit up, follow him home and dump it in the middle of his front garden? |
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Post by lurcher on Mar 31, 2010 21:18:59 GMT 1
Couldn't you scoopit up, follow him home and dump it in the middle of his front garden? Trust me chops, this was BAD. Oh gawd I hope Mrsm don't read this.... Politely put.. it wasn't scoopable, *rushes off to throw up*. Have put 3 lots of baler twine across entrance, with a sign! |
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Post by tobyjug on Apr 1, 2010 3:58:39 GMT 1
Is it too far away to rig up a sprinkler system or maybe a bird scarer remotely controlled from the house
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