Post by Donkey0aty on Aug 19, 2011 10:00:35 GMT 1
Joe's passenger plane goes down into the sea and he gets washed up onto the shores of a deserted island.
Having got himself together he starts preparing for survival and rescue. As he is searching the beach for survivors, and anything useful, he is astonished to see Angelina Jolie, who was obviously also on the plane, walking up the beach towards him.
They introduce themselves, remark on how lucky they are and resolve to work together.
A couple of weeks go by with no rescue. Working hard together, talking and sharing and with no one else for company, they grow closer and finally, the inevitable happens - Joe and Angelina 'get it on'.
As the weeks and months continue on the deserted island, and with no sign of rescue, the relationship grows closer and the sex wilder, until one day Angelina says:
"Joe, you are a good friend and a great lover and, but I sense you are missing something - what is it?"
Joe looks at Angelina and says:
"Look Angelina, you are a wonderful companion - and I adore being with you, but you are right, there is something I long to do."
"Joe," says Angelina, "I'll do anything you want, if it'll make you happy."
Joe is unsure, but replies:
"Well, it's a bit strange, but if you are sure... can I draw a moustache on you and put a hat on your head?"
Angelina is a bit taken aback, but intrigued, she agrees. They put a hat on her head and draw a large bushy moustache on Angelina's upper lip.
Joe looks at it, very happy and very very excited - and says:
"You look just like my friend Dave - can I call you Dave?"
Angelina, is a bit more concerned, but, well, she's seen a few things in Hollywood and this can't be worse, so decides to go with it.
"Of course."
Joe is now almost fit to burst; He grabs Angelina by both arms and shouts:
"Dave! Dave! You'll never guess who I've been F***ing!"
Having got himself together he starts preparing for survival and rescue. As he is searching the beach for survivors, and anything useful, he is astonished to see Angelina Jolie, who was obviously also on the plane, walking up the beach towards him.
They introduce themselves, remark on how lucky they are and resolve to work together.
A couple of weeks go by with no rescue. Working hard together, talking and sharing and with no one else for company, they grow closer and finally, the inevitable happens - Joe and Angelina 'get it on'.
As the weeks and months continue on the deserted island, and with no sign of rescue, the relationship grows closer and the sex wilder, until one day Angelina says:
"Joe, you are a good friend and a great lover and, but I sense you are missing something - what is it?"
Joe looks at Angelina and says:
"Look Angelina, you are a wonderful companion - and I adore being with you, but you are right, there is something I long to do."
"Joe," says Angelina, "I'll do anything you want, if it'll make you happy."
Joe is unsure, but replies:
"Well, it's a bit strange, but if you are sure... can I draw a moustache on you and put a hat on your head?"
Angelina is a bit taken aback, but intrigued, she agrees. They put a hat on her head and draw a large bushy moustache on Angelina's upper lip.
Joe looks at it, very happy and very very excited - and says:
"You look just like my friend Dave - can I call you Dave?"
Angelina, is a bit more concerned, but, well, she's seen a few things in Hollywood and this can't be worse, so decides to go with it.
"Of course."
Joe is now almost fit to burst; He grabs Angelina by both arms and shouts:
"Dave! Dave! You'll never guess who I've been F***ing!"