Post by 4STIX on Jul 21, 2011 19:25:45 GMT 1
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
How do you describe a rich elf?
Welfy
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!
If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?
The twelf
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
What do elves sing to Santa?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
What do Elves use to go from floor to floor?
An Elfevator
"Small world, isn't it?"
How do you describe a rich elf?
Welfy
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!
If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?
The twelf
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
What do elves sing to Santa?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
What do Elves use to go from floor to floor?
An Elfevator
